Joke Jerk

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Clash of the titans: Mr T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris...

Over the ages there have been endless jokes and rules of these three, and here are some of them...

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under that goatee he has another fist. Mr T and Superman once got into a fight and the loser had to where their underwear over their pants. Clash of the titans was originally these three however the movie was to aswome for theaters so it was canceled. Back in 1963 Mr T tried to save JFK from the brutal assassination, he dived for the bullet which ricocheted of his chest and out of such awesomeness JFK's head exploded. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Sylvester Stalone so hard, he spoke correctly for a week.

Natures dumb-ass: The Blonde...

A blonde goes to buy pizza and the man asks her, would you like it in 6 or 12 pieces. She replied 6, I could never eat 12.

When a blonde went to the bar, her friend said drinks are on the house, she sat on her house roof for 1 hour looking for drinks.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go to a mirror that sucks you up if what you say is not true. The redhead said she was the prettiest girl ever, she was sucked in. The brunette said she was the smartest girl in the world, she was sucked in, so the blonde didn't know what to say, so she was all like I think-I think and she got sucked in.

A blonde was live at a Jeff Dunham show, when she hear a blonde joke, so she said she didn't like that. Jeff apologized. Then the blonde said "No, sir I was talking to the midget on your lap.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree? Wave.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jump of the building, which one lands last? The blonde who asks for directions.

How do blond brain-cells die? Alone.

What did the blonde say when she purchased the hot-tub? So, how do you go back in time?

Why do blondes check their mail so many times? They check it when their computer says "you got mail"

Knock, Knock jokes for the younglings...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry it's just a joke!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot's stuck in the door!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Poo. Poo who? Poo bear!

Nature's curiosity: Li'l Johnny!

Over the ages there have been "Li'l Johnny" jokes, or whatever you wanna call him. Many people have other names for him, but what we like to call him is, "funny!"

Johnny was at his neighbor's house and he ran home. "Mom, mom! The lady next door is inflating daddy!' He said excitedly. And his mother swiftly replied with:

"Oh, Johnny, don't worry, I'll just deflate him again!"

When Li'l Johnny was at the mall, his dad told him to go pick a toy out to buy. He was so excited, he ran into an old man. "Watch it you little fuck!" Shouted the old guy and later that day he asked what that meant, as his mom was so surprised, she lied. "Um-It means stuffing a turkey or, something like that." She told him. The next day an old woman came to the door. "Can I talk to your mother, little guy?" Asked the lady.

"Oh, she's busy fucking a turkey right now for dinner!" Johnny said.

Li'l Johnny asks his teacher what starts with F and ends with UCK. "Johnny, that's so inappropriate!" She shouted.

"But I was going to say fire truck!" He explained. She still sent him to the office.

Yes I know those were probably not funny at all, but however i will update this site alot and get new jokes soon, but not soon enough.